Thursday, July 03, 2003
The alien in my head.
The last two days I have had a headache. A peircing, short pain that comes and goes. I get these every once in a while, in this certain spot in my head. Above that spot is a weird lumpy boney thing, which is commonly called "Mandy's Horn."
It's always been there, at least as long as I can remember. Sometimes I feel as though it moves a little bit, you know, shifts to a slightly different position. In high school, I kept getting the headaches and convinced my mom to have my head x-rayed. The doctor couldn't find anything wrong, and said that misshapen heads are normal.
I have a theory about where the lump came from. When I was very little, probably 3 or 4, I fell out of my parents' truck. We were on the highway, probably going about 40 mph or so. I didn't break anything, but I did get a huge bump on the head. Mom took me to the doctor's office to make sure I was ok, and they gave me a human-shaped ice pack to put on my bump. I thought the ice pack was really cool. It was melted by the time we got home. My dad made a valiant attempt to refill it with ice cubes and tape it back up. It didn't work very well, but it was a nice gesture.
Anyway, because I'm in a country where I really don't trust the medical system, I'm sure that this time the headache is really a brain tumor or aneurysm or something equally horrible. Either that, or the lump was an alien all along, and it's ready to be born by breaking out of my head.
The last two days I have had a headache. A peircing, short pain that comes and goes. I get these every once in a while, in this certain spot in my head. Above that spot is a weird lumpy boney thing, which is commonly called "Mandy's Horn."
It's always been there, at least as long as I can remember. Sometimes I feel as though it moves a little bit, you know, shifts to a slightly different position. In high school, I kept getting the headaches and convinced my mom to have my head x-rayed. The doctor couldn't find anything wrong, and said that misshapen heads are normal.
I have a theory about where the lump came from. When I was very little, probably 3 or 4, I fell out of my parents' truck. We were on the highway, probably going about 40 mph or so. I didn't break anything, but I did get a huge bump on the head. Mom took me to the doctor's office to make sure I was ok, and they gave me a human-shaped ice pack to put on my bump. I thought the ice pack was really cool. It was melted by the time we got home. My dad made a valiant attempt to refill it with ice cubes and tape it back up. It didn't work very well, but it was a nice gesture.
Anyway, because I'm in a country where I really don't trust the medical system, I'm sure that this time the headache is really a brain tumor or aneurysm or something equally horrible. Either that, or the lump was an alien all along, and it's ready to be born by breaking out of my head.
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