Friday, July 15, 2005
Open Letter to the DART Policemen I Met Last Night
Gentlemen,
Thank you very much for pushing my car the last block home last night. It's been a good car and has provided me with ten years of service, but it is seriously on its last legs. I did not want it to die on the way home from the mechanic, but it did so anyway. I also did not want it to die as I turned into a bus lane, forcing me to pull it onto the sidewalk to avoid being crushed by city buses. It is too bad that I ended up partially blocking an office building's garage, but I didn't mind the people yelling at me too much, and they were able to get around me. Thank God the torrential downpour didn't start until after you got me into the garage. I hope you heard me yelling how great you are as you ran back to your police car.
Your friend,
Mandy
Gentlemen,
Thank you very much for pushing my car the last block home last night. It's been a good car and has provided me with ten years of service, but it is seriously on its last legs. I did not want it to die on the way home from the mechanic, but it did so anyway. I also did not want it to die as I turned into a bus lane, forcing me to pull it onto the sidewalk to avoid being crushed by city buses. It is too bad that I ended up partially blocking an office building's garage, but I didn't mind the people yelling at me too much, and they were able to get around me. Thank God the torrential downpour didn't start until after you got me into the garage. I hope you heard me yelling how great you are as you ran back to your police car.
Your friend,
Mandy
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